Monday, February 12, 2007

Various Pits and Bieces

Price Promises - Barclays ad for insurance on the radio states "If we are more expensive we'll give you back up to £100 pounds." Have they not realised that this simply says "We are potentially more than £100 dearer than other providers?

Valentines Day - Why do all music retailers assume that people enjoy listening to shit on valentines day? Its worse than the "Greatest Mum" compilations on Mothers Day. People may be in love, but that doesnt mean they suddenly start to enjoy Westlife's blander than boiled rice and water genre of sickly uninspiring pap.

Sky Broadband - I urge you all never ever ever to sign up with Sky broadband. Ive been waiting more than four weeks for them to sort my connection problems out, with no luck yet. I hope they are going to redeem themselves but right now I wouldnt even risk your bargepole on them.

122 - Is this really my One hundred and Twenty Second post? Thank you so much to everyone who continues to read this. I might ad (haha) that once my connection is fixed (and im not forced to update this on my lunch break or at my parents house) I will be adding lots of new names to my list of blogs I read.

10 comments:

Marcus Brown said...

Good day fine Mortimer. I admire your skills from Europe and find them adequate. Right? Yes!

Warmness,
Sacrum B. Rown.

Rob said...

Have been on the W+K blog again?!

Guten Abend Herr Marcus.

Marcus Brown said...

is allowed or? Yes!
Warmness

Rob @ Cynic said...

You are the reason I live!

np said...

Westlife need a coat hanger down their respective one eyed snakes, no argument

Rob said...

Haha, waste is pain Marcus, I have pain!

Coat hanger? Not painful enough...

Marcus Brown said...

sausage action please!

FishNChimps said...

The St. Val's thing... for blokes who can't be arsed to think of something imaginative. These are the chaps who pay £24 for 12 roses, buy chocs etc. and buy Xmas pressies from the garage at 10pm on the 24th Dec.

Rob Mortimer said...

I like buying flowers, I think they send a nice message. But buying 12 roses is so predictable...

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