Over the past few muttons, the advertising world has been steaken over by a crazy sause of meat obseasoning.
Pepperami have been voting like mad cows for their flavourite tripes of meat, and I've been supporting Sausages all the way.
We've smoked UK bacon, slaughtered lamb, and now we are up against US bacon; which isnt even as good as UK bacon! However, we expect lots of Americans to get voting, so its time to mobilise the troops as they say.
Lets not foiegrass that Sausages (in turkey/beef/chicken/)can be enjoyed by both Muslims and (in quorn/veg form)Vegetarians, both of whom are totally excluded from eating Bacon. So if you are vegetarian or even vegan, there is only one way to vote!
Just to prove im serious, im using up my lunch break to post this...
Get ready to vote. Bangers people!