Friday, September 18, 2009

Why is it?

That life's smugness scale is like this:

10. Deal or no Deal winner(slightly smug)
9. Alan Sugar
8. Simon Cowell
7. Boy racer in small Vauxhall that just overtook you on a blind bend
6. Cat that has just shit on your lawn
5. Who wants to be a millionaire winner
4. Bono
3. Bugatti Veyron driver
2. Roman Abramovich after Chelsea seal Premier League title
1. (completely smug) iPhone 3G owner


David Mortimer said...

This list loses all credibility for the lack of Ashley Cole.

Rob Mortimer said...

Rats, I knew I'd missed one!