Friday, September 18, 2009

Why is it?

That life's smugness scale is like this:

10. Deal or no Deal winner(slightly smug)
9. Alan Sugar
8. Simon Cowell
7. Boy racer in small Vauxhall that just overtook you on a blind bend
6. Cat that has just shit on your lawn
5. Who wants to be a millionaire winner
4. Bono
3. Bugatti Veyron driver
2. Roman Abramovich after Chelsea seal Premier League title
1. (completely smug) iPhone 3G owner

2 comments:

David Mortimer said...

This list loses all credibility for the lack of Ashley Cole.

Rob Mortimer said...

Rats, I knew I'd missed one!